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toddkraine:

:/

that could pay my entire college education and get me a car

toddkraine:

:/

that could pay my entire college education and get me a car

m456g785445-kkkk-j4h58f7f8g9gl88:

yesterday someone at college asked me if i was on tumblr and i said yeas and he said what’s the url and i giggled 

linkinpark:

Thank You Wantagh ! #CarnivoresTour

linkinpark:

Thank You Wantagh ! #CarnivoresTour

broken-gaydar:

starrygraveyard:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

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unclefather:

this is photoshopped. skeletons are not capable of love.

asks:
3 10 22 29

3. If given the opportunity, where would you time travel and who would you bring with you on the adventure knowing that you’re not going to alter anything in the present?

2003, with a select group of friends (I’m not one to namedrop)

10. Who are your top three idols?

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson

Brock Lesnar

Dave Grohl

22. Is there a film you can watch repeatedly and never get tired of it?

not really, I like watching movies once and then moving on to another, some I could watch again if I were showing it to someone

29. What do you think of most when you’re falling asleep?

I imagine myself surviving in a post-apocalyptic Modesto with few resources and lots of dangerous obstacles to overcome, I’ve never really told anyone about it ince I think it would come off as weird, but since this is tumblr, I figure I could sneak it in here

Ask
  • 1 What do you regularly do before bed?

  • 2 Who would you say is there for you when you really need them?

  • 3 If given the opportunity, where would you time travel and who would you bring with you on the adventure knowing that you're not going to alter anything in the present?

  • 4 Is there anyone you miss a lot?

  • 5 Favorite drink? (Alcoholic and non-alcoholic)

  • 6 Do you smoke weed or cigarettes?

  • 7 Would you help the last person you called/texted hide a dead body?

  • 8 What would you take as a weapon if you were to go into a building to assassinate a crime lord that killed your family? Would you be discrete or go in and start killing people until you get to him?

  • 9 What are three norms that you absolutely hate?

  • 10 Who are your top three idols?

  • 11 If you could go back to any point and time and do things differently, where would you go and why would you change things?

  • 12 Your Pokemon team consists of six Pokemon, which six Pokemon would you choose to be on your team?

  • 13 You have the opportunity to meet any musician, dead or alive. Who would you meet and why?

  • 14 What was a constant thought that passed your mind today?

  • 15 Are you going to school? What are your classes like/what's your major?

  • 16 Favorite video game?

  • 17 Something you know you shouldn't have done, but did anyway?

  • 18 What is a television show that makes you want to strangle someone?

  • 19 Most fucked up situation you have ever been in?

  • 20 The last time you were hugged and you cried?

  • 21 Who is your favorite character from a film?

  • 22 Is there a film you can watch repeatedly and never get tired of it?

  • 23 Make a list of bands/musicians that you recently started listening to.

  • 24 Do you think you would do well in a zombie apocalypse?

  • 25 If the world was ending and you had two hours before the Earth was destroyed, what would you do?

  • 26 What was your first kiss like?

  • 27 Favorite curse word(s)?

  • 28 Who do you think would visit you if you were in the hospital?

  • 29 What do you think of most when you're falling asleep?

  • 30 If you had to choose between immortality, wealth, or any six concert tickets with the opportunity to go to any of those concerts from any time period, which would you choose?

  • 31 What do you wish you could be doing right now?

  • 32 Who is your favorite person in the world right now?

  • 33 What do you think it would be like to have been born with a tail?

  • 34 Do you like your name?

  • 35 What would you do if two strangers started fighting in a convenience store full of people?

  • 36 What are you looking forward to in the near future?

  • 37 If you had to use three songs to define yourself, which three would you use?

  • 38 HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT CAPITALIZATION LIKE THIS!?

  • 39 How do you feel about humanity?

  • 40 What's the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you?

  • 41 Do you have a Tumblr crush? What would you do if you had the chance to hangout with them?

  • 42 What do you want to do with your life?

  • 43 Which of your friends is the funniest?

  • 44 Where do you go when you feel like shit?

  • 45 What is holding you back from doing something you really want to do?

  • 46 What state do you live in?

  • 47 Would you ever hangout with someone you met on here?

  • 48 When was the last time you got home and actually fell asleep withing ten minutes of making contact with your bed?

  • 49 What really turns you on?

  • 50 What is a memory that you're very fond of?

octobra:

if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head

cindersk:

rolandofeld:

The sass is strong in Disney.

The truly magical moments of Disney.

cute-overload:

Made a connection with a hamster at petcohttp://cute-overload.tumblr.com

cute-overload:

Made a connection with a hamster at petco
http://cute-overload.tumblr.com